concentrateandaskagain:

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

Watch Our Most Beautiful Celebs Read Nice Internet Comments. (x)

shortasscorporal:

-takes homework out-

-rewards self with two hours of internet-

beatrispriorities:

Fiction is more than a story.

mismatched-witch:

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

I love mine, tbh.

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

crushcrushcrush
— PLAYED 658,445 TIMES

indelicacyy:

harm3l0dy:

of-mice-and-tonyperry:

iwillseethesky:

longlivetalley:

onephonecallfromourknees:

evanescentexpressions:

inthetardisthespookytardis:

So I accidentally started playing the vocal-only-version of crushcrushcrush in two tabs

oh my god beautiful mistake

Orgasms. Ejaculated semen EVEYWHERE.

HOLY

what the..

yesyesyesyesyesyes

this is literally just so omg i literally cant

oh sweet baby Jesus….

This is perfect.

I DID IT I FOUND A SONG
SPIDERMAN CAN'T DANCE TO — PLAYED 876,497 TIMES

lesserjoke:

quarterclever:

image

i have done the impossible

Whoa! Good find.

radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord